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Cinemas.
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Beniamino Leone (On Tumblr)
cosmo tip #643
does he spend too much time “working” or “studying” instead of boning your v-town highway? set his priorities straight by making a voodoo doll of his penis
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adele kinda looks like Celine Dion and Beyonce just looks fat.
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my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”
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It’s like god himself was like “hey Stephanie, what would your perfect man look like?” And then he created Christopher Abbot.
But then to be a dick he put him far away from me and made him famous. Not cool, god, not cool at all.
you are so right. my dear god.
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i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more.
look at the iris development, its stunning
this is so cool
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I didnt know that horses could sit
they look like they just smoked some chill resin
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